lizlet = liz shannon miller online: This Year's Hot New Slash Pairing: Clint Eastwood/Chair
If you leave me alone with my terrible ideas, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. I sent this to McSweeney’s, but everyone at McSweeney’s is probably frolicking on a beach this weekend, wearing sweaters like they do in J. Crew catalogs. There’s probably a yacht involved, and when they finally get to checking…