“Get me a vodka rocks”
“Mom, it’s breakfast”
“And a piece of toast”
“Get me a vodka rocks”
“Mom, it’s breakfast”
“And a piece of toast”
Someone has set the last five minutes of Sunday’s Game of Thrones to this already, right?
Oh yes.
I have so many feelings about this, I just don’t know what to do.
Debbie does Dungeons & Dragons.
Via Conkelverse
—http://amandapalmer.net/blog/20130423/may you be safe from harm and danger.
may you feel at peace in these weird and scary times.and may you find a way to feel empathy towards everyone.
I’m producing this play next month. I don’t often blog about my work, and I usually hesitate about discussing my motivations for a project publicly.
But, ‘queerSpawn’ is the play my company chose to be the first project we produced independently in New York. Below is a letter the playwright (also not one to usually discuss her motivations) wrote. It encapsulates what I think in a way even more elegantly than I can.
A Collection of Shiny Objects presents queerSpawn 
Dear Friends & Colleagues,
And so I wrote a play and now it is finally being produced. The company is small and we are trying to raise money on Indiegogo, any donation you make is tax deductible. I know that there are harder things and more important things going on in the world than a small play about a small story about a teenager in crisis but this story feels big to me and feels like it relates to all the other stories. All of the things that are wrong. That if we just somehow could accept all of our differences more then everything would be a little better. Maybe I am naive. But if you feel like supporting this project it is an amazing group of artists and maybe the time that people spend in the theater with this story could have the tiniest impact on something. I have to think that it might.
If you are in New York please come to the show (if you donate $25 you get a ticket or $50 you get a pair).
For tickets and information, click HERE.
The full email is here: http://us1.campaign-archive2.com/?u=03b413397280cb07b71c9ce94&id=ab882879ce
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